gravityisahabit:

I just started listening to Welcome to Night Vale, and I just adore its paranormal nonchalance. Then this just happened on my hand.

slodwick:

whitachi:

shannondapper:

NIGHT VALE DAD JOKES NO I CANNOT EVEN.

I’m sorry.

NO WHIT NEVER APOLOGIZE THIS IS GLORIOUS.

slodwick:

whitachi:

shannondapper:

NIGHT VALE DAD JOKES NO I CANNOT EVEN.

I’m sorry.

NO WHIT NEVER APOLOGIZE THIS IS GLORIOUS.

keyvolution:


well i’m not a fan of her either

for the spnartchallenge dragons thing!
Basically my idea is that Castiel is a dragon breeder who lives on the edge of the kingdom just surrounded by all his dragons, and when Dean comes of age as next in line to the kingdom’s throne, tradition states that he has to get a dragon—kind of like a steed?? anyway i think he’d hate dragons because he hates flying and thinks they’re barbaric or whatever, but then Cas shows him how to care for them and how the’yre actually cool little beasties~

keyvolution:

well i’m not a fan of her either

for the spnartchallenge dragons thing!

Basically my idea is that Castiel is a dragon breeder who lives on the edge of the kingdom just surrounded by all his dragons, and when Dean comes of age as next in line to the kingdom’s throne, tradition states that he has to get a dragon—kind of like a steed?? anyway i think he’d hate dragons because he hates flying and thinks they’re barbaric or whatever, but then Cas shows him how to care for them and how the’yre actually cool little beasties~

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

ladyshinga:

I follow blogs that mock tattoos and blogs that post good ones and sometimes I can’t tell which one has posted what

dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.

2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 

Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl

suck them dicks

achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

katt-wade:

Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.

I’m reblogging this again because it’s one of the best things to have ever been said ever.

(Source: hurricane-)