andrewquo:

sometimes if I think I set a really good first impression with someone I’ll get anxious seeing them again bc let’s be honest I’ll never be that cool again

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

DC: Wait-

Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR

DC: I didn't-

Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

Marvel: PEACE

sigurrossgeller:

"people on benefits shouldn’t be having flatscreen TVs"

why what other kind of TVs do they make? its 2014, you can’t just pop into Argos and buy a 9 inch VCR combo

please sit down

One of the guys I work with continuously buys old TVs and VCRs and VHS from thrift stores because they’re cheaper and “just as good.”

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

gillydoodles:

April Drawing Challenge Day 24
I really did do this last night but I was so tired after getting home and I wanted to ink it before I posted it that I waited.  This came up some how in conversation last night and the idea made me giggle…a lot.

gillydoodles:

April Drawing Challenge Day 24

I really did do this last night but I was so tired after getting home and I wanted to ink it before I posted it that I waited.  This came up some how in conversation last night and the idea made me giggle…a lot.

wondermentsofme:

going-demon-hunting:

cassywinchestertheangel:

averypottermormon:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

deadlyrandomness:

chemicznyplaz:

codependentsamanddean:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

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roses are red,

violets are blue

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these have been poems brought to you by the supernatural fandom

roses are red

violets are blue

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

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tamorapierce:

victorianrendezvous:

sparaglipietro:

Michael Komarck - A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

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sparaglipietro

Accurate fanart, down to the antlered helm. So much love.

Wow.