Random, sarcastic, nerdy.
You know what would be cool? HD remakes of the original Spyro trilogy. I wanna fight Gnasty Gnorc in 1080P. Smash Ripto into the ground with beautiful graphics. Kick the Sorceress’s ass in a world that outdoes Skyrim’s beauty.
It would make me so happy if the whole game looked like this.
We call ships ‘she.’ We call our war machines ‘women.’ We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me it’s not ‘lady-like’ to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever the hell I want. You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe that you could only name them after women. Don’t try to down-play my power.
dean: *beats up people*
dean: *kills a guy for being a douche*
fandom: hell yeah you go dean
dean: *emotionally damages crowley*
dean: *threatens sammy and is being a bitch to him*
fandom: that's alright we forgive you
dean: it's just a car, sam.
fandom: OH HELL NO YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN BABY WILL NOT BE TREATED LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GO WASH YOUR MOUTH WITH SOAP AND TELL THAT PRECIOUS YOU'RE SORRY!
LETS GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO STARBUCKS FOR MAKING TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS ALLOWED SUCK ON THAT CORPORATE AMERICA
can you imagine what would happen if arthur weasley discovered google
The Harry Potter books are set in the early 90’s. I bet that he discovered the Internet around 2000, and was captivated. He probably spent years getting the Ministry to adopt wi-fi, and now he spends his lunch breaks perusing Wikipedia. At home he has a state-of-the-art computer rig with like four massive monitors and he marathons “How It’s Made” on Netflix.
I got my fandoms mixed up for a second and was like, “Wizards can’t use technology! It’ll burn down the burrow when it blows sky-high!”